Joke of the day – 08th August 2012

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3 Dolls in Man’s Life

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The three Dolls in a man’s life are: 1……..His Daughter, ‘Baby doll’ 2……..His Girlfriend, ‘Barbie doll’ 3……..His Wife, ………‘Panadol ‘.

Joke Of The Day – Women and Ws

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Why women starts with “W” because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

8th June – Joke Of The Day – Newspapers!

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.

Joke of The Day: Wife is Like TV

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Wife is like TV Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP) At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP. TV free for life but HP, if you don’t pay the services will be terminated [...]

Joke of the day: Answer the question NOW!

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks  and [...]

11th June – Joke Of The Day – Girl’s Brillant Answer

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Brillant Girls Answer HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours� � HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share ! � HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask [...]

7th June – Joke Of The Day – 007 Mom

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Karl invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother eyed his beautiful roommate, suspicious that there was more than just a “roommate” situation going on. Karl saw her staring at Ellen. “I know what you’re thinking, mom, but Ellen and I are just friends.” A week later, Ellen said, “Karl, ever since [...]
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