6th June – Joke Of The Day – Singaporean Joke

Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No la, mine is undying love only!!!! Man: How old is your father? Boy: Same as me la. Man: How can that be? Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!! Teacher: Simon, your composition on “My [...]

4th June – Joke Of The Day – How Was I Born?

Little Johnny asks: - Daddy, how was I born? - Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at [...]

2nd June – Joke Of The Day – EIEIO

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Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game next week. The exam was fill-in-a-bank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald has a ____” Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he [...]

31st May – Joke Of The Day – Smartass

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplant, 25cents each; three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!” Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, “Aren’t [...]

28th May – Joke Of The Day – Girl’s Night Out

The other night, I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. “I promise,” were my last words. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective [...]

5th June – Joke Of The Day – Words

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Angry wife to her husband on Phone: “Where d Hell Are You …?” Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop, Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t Have Money That Time n I said “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” Wife, With A Smile [...]

3rd June – Joke Of The Day – 0 to 200!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning, he got up early and left for work. When his [...]

1st June – Joke Of The Day – Good YEAR indeed!

What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

29th May – Joke Of The Day – Million? Billion?

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you. Reminds me of the song, one in a million?

26th May – Joke of the day – Definition

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps [...]