Bieber can’t move his eyebrow after accident

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It looks like Justin Bieber is suffering from some after-effects after running into a glass wall on Thursday. To refresh your memory, the Canadian heartthrob sustained a concussion after walking into a glass wall backstage between songs earlier on. He managed to finish his set on stage but passed out briefly in his dressing room afterwards. Later, [...]

5th June – Joke Of The Day – Words

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Angry wife to her husband on Phone: “Where d Hell Are You …?” Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop, Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn’t Have Money That Time n I said “Baby It’ll Be Yours 1 Day … ” Wife, With A Smile [...]

3rd June – Joke Of The Day – 0 to 200!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning, he got up early and left for work. When his [...]

2nd June – Joke Of The Day – EIEIO

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Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game next week. The exam was fill-in-a-bank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald has a ____” Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he [...]

1st June – Joke Of The Day – Good YEAR indeed!

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What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

First Official Photo From Iron Man 3—but Is There a New Baddie, Too?

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Marvel Studios and Disney officially announced Iron Man 3‘s production start on Monday, releasing a behind-the-scenes shot of Robert Downey Jr. in character in Tony Stark’s hall of armor. Production was already underway last week in Wilmington, N.C., and questions about the flick—including whether Ben Kingsley will be playing a supervillain who at one point was The Mandarin—quickly swarmed the Web. Today’s press release, however, only [...]

4th June – Joke Of The Day – How Was I Born?

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Little Johnny asks: - Daddy, how was I born? - Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at [...]

The Avengers to be screened in space?

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Like what Marvel Studios says, Tony Stark would be envious of this. The Avengers, the superhero blockbuster gathering Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo, will be screened in space. Yes, you read that right. Thanks to a deal between Marvel Studios and NASA, the box office juggernaut will be [...]

How to Have the Best Profile Picture

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I definitely one of those! Just for fun’s sake!  

31st May – Joke Of The Day – Smartass

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A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplant, 25cents each; three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!” Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, “Aren’t [...]